A 'sign' you need to stitch!

A girl must be two things, Classy & Fabulous

After Mon & Tues even the calendar says WTF?

Always forgive you enemies, nothing annoys them more

At my age forget the Bucket List, I have a Fuck It List

Be Kind, Be True, Be You

Beach Houses

Believe

Beware, Mommy Has Had It.

Bitch Better have my Cookies

Buy the Purse. No Reason ..Richest Bitch in the Cemetery

Buy the shoes, no point being the richest bitch in the...

Changing the Toilet Paper Doesn’t Cause Brain Damage

Dancing Elephant

Dear Santa, just leave your credit card for me

Deja Moo

Don’t make excuses for horrible people, you can’t ...

Drinking Responsibly Means Not Spilling It

Enough Coffee

Ew...people

Forget the milk… got wine?

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Have a Nice Day…

Hello Summer !

Holy Cannoli

I Luv my Dog

I am experiencing life at a rate of several WTF’s per hour.

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait no, that’s a fridge

I love you most

I used to be Snow White...I drifted

I wisper WTF…

If my mouth doesn’t say it my face definitely will

It’s Rita Time

It’s hard to forget someone who gave us so much to…

I’m expensive all the time, stop asking when I’m free

I’m no longer following my heart..that bitch gives bad..

I’m not retired, I’m a grandma

Jersey Shore

Jewish sayings

Joy to the World

Just a girl who loves horses

Keep Calm & Christmas On

Keep Calm & Eat Latkes

Keep Calm & Stitch On

Keep Calm at Christmas

Let Freedom Ring

Let me adjust my crown and get the day started

Liquor - the glue that holds this shit show together

Lit like a firecracker

Love One Another

Love you most. The End. I win

Make Challah not War

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

My Happy Place - Austin TX

My Happy Place - Cape Cod (MA)

My Happy Place - Coronado (CA)

My Happy Place - Houston TX